SAY ’EAR’!! JUST SAY ‘EAR’!!! IT WON’T BE TOO BORING, I PROMISE!!!
I showed this to a friend from my old work (a bookstore) and her response was:
YOU CAN’T “MEWL” LOW BY DEFINITION. A mewl is a cry. A pitiful cry. BY DEFINITION.
AND WRYLY. Does she KNOW that editors call bad adjectives “wrylies” for this very reason? AND WHAT’S WITH THE ANATOMY. And my response would have been: “Good for you…?”
It. Is. Just. The Worst. Book. Ever.